I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Can you bring me the toilet please
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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