umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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