Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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