I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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