you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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