we have officially lost it.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
