I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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