He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
The Olympian is in my bed
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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