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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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