is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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