I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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