going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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