I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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