This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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