dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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