Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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