@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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