Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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