party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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