If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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