at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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