so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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