Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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