capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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