you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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