If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
These tits shall not be calmed
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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