Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize