turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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