he puts the penis in happiness.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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