she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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