okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i would one night stand the shit outta him
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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