hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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