Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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