you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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