your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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