I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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