so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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