yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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