she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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