You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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