She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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