I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
The ass gains better be worth it
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