That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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