yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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