Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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