How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
The beer is more important than you right now.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Randomize