hell yes lets make some ravioli
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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