i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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