There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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