marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i think i have two assholes
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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