ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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