nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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