So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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