My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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