My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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